Humorous Dieting Signs!

 Option 1:  "I keep losing weight but it keeps finding me!"

Option 2: "Calories, tiny creatures that live in your wardrobe and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night!"

Option 3: Chocolate makes my clothes shrink!"

Option 4: "A balanced diet is a cake in each hand!"

Option 5: Wine technically a fruit and therefore part of my 5 a day!"

Option 6: "7 days without chocolate makes one weak!"

Please email your chosen option/s.

Shabby chic sign painted in off-white/country grey with black text, varnished and hung on rustic rope. This has a rustic look to it, lightly sanded at the edges so no two signs are the same.

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£8.50 GBP